Chain Story

The man stops and looks at the farmer with a queer look, the farmer stops too and looks at his arm, or at least were it was. Then the man throughs his last stick of corn and it hits the farmer in the eye, sending him screaming to the ground. The man then runs on and reachs a road were he sees a crashed car, he searches for bodies, but there's none. He sees somethin glinting in the sun on the road just ahead, he runs over and picks it up, its a bloody and rusty shot gun, and he notices some small ammo boxes in the ditch on the side of the road...

Out from the bush pops the maker of Starcraft lol , he says "We arent gonna turn this into another Starcraft rip off, unless you want a law suit!"... So all the props are takin away and they start filming again... The man starts down the road with a shot gun in one hand, and ammo boxes in the other. Suddenly something stirs in the bushes, the man rolls his d20 di trying to see what it is, he roles 19, ITS TOM CRUISE!

The man slaps Tome Cruise with his shot gun, but doesnt want to shoot him due to the law suits that the Church of Scientology would press against him. He runs off and joins a circus were there are vampire clowns, and he becomes a gladiator slave for the vampire clowns. He one day dreams of escaping and sees a chance in between shows...

Borat, who was turned into a vampire clown too! Also Borat's bear is with him! Chedd (the name of the main character for now on) takes down the bear with an ice cream cone, then gets Pamla Anderson's security guards to hand cuff Borat. Chedd then runs off somewere in the slums of NYC, and he finds a magic hobo...

"The Little People" surround Chedd, and he blasts them away with his trusty shot gun which is now imbued with magic so it is stronger, but it cannot stand against the awesome power of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, which suddenly comes out of nowere and attacks him too! Chedd does the only thing possible to save his life, he turns emo, which the Spaghetti Monster is allergic to. Chedd cuts his wrists which drives off the Spaghetti Monster, and Chedd returns home, and he decides that all the emo people in the world should be hunted down and shot...

After he killed all the emos a race of super intelligent spore creatures come to life during a freak accident involving a can of tuna and a box of shreddies. The spore creatures abduct the man and drag him into a worm hole that transport the man to a desolate place in the far east...

Clenching his ass mucsles and choping off the gays dick. this attrocity caused the gays of the world to unite in a million gay march which turned into a gay orgie and the man was veiwed as a hero by all the...

Walking through a desert that his travel agent told him would lead to Planet X, he gives up and takes a rest next to an oasis. The oasis turns out to be a trap and an Aboloth traps him within its control and slowly starts dragging him into the oasis. Chedd pulls out a switch blade and cuts the arms of the Aboloth off, and runs for his life. He then boards a plane going to Osaka, Japan. Chedd is unfortunate because a few rooky terrorists take over the plane. Chedd then realizes he has motion sickness and is beggining to enjoy the fact that the plane is stuck grounded. Then the terrorists decide they will give up because they don't know what to do. Chedd yells at them and pursuades them to make everybody leave because the terrorists are afraid of large groups of people. Chedd then tells the terrorists they should demand a completely insane ransom of money from the government, which will keep them grounded longer. The terrorists call the government and demand 20 billion dollars, and the government gives it to them, to much of Cheed's suprise. They then fly to South America where their plane crashes over the wild jungles of Brazil. Chedd is the only survivor, and he's running blindly through the woods. He falls into a pit and becomes unconcious. He wakes up later strapped to a tree with soem natives around him. They then bring in their leader, an extremely ugly woman with a gigantic boil on the side of her face. They then through wreathes around Chedd's head and it seems like a wedding ceremnoy, and Chedd maneges to break his ropes before the ugly thing can kiss him. He runs away to the beach and builds a raft of drift wood and floats away into the pacific ocean. He then realizes again the he has motion sickness, and the up and down of the raft makes him woozy...

Lands on top of a hippie eating some lettuce, killing the hippie instantly. Chedd looks around only to see more hippies, he does the only thing he can do... He ****** *** *** ***, **** ** ****** * *********. ** ***** ** ***** *** ******* *********. Then Chedd blows up Earth...

You have butchered the English language, my not so fine friend.

I've never done them at school, I mainly do them during rain storms while camping.